You know he read a couple books And now he shoots me dirty looks As if he thinks he's better than me A condescending attitude Well I hate to tell you dude Can't even buy a vowel on your SAT's Some cruel prick told him he's on the ball Don't hold your breath waiting for Mensa to call He's an idiot savant, a first class moron He's an idiot savant, a jackass indeed He's an idiot savant, one minute pushing a mop The next studying Geometry He really made his parents proud A regular Magna Cum Laud Valedictorian of the urinal set Is he a genius? Listen, bud The man splits atoms with his butt Don't need his fingers to count to ten He's a Renaissance man of the world he's doing well He's close to learning how to tie his shoelaces without help He's an idiot savant, he's a cloth-eared flop He's an idiot savant, an imbecile indeed He's an idiot savant, an Ivy League retard Who drooled his way to a PhD He's way too smart to be fooled By the likes of me or you He knows what's going on in the world He thinks that Chili con carne Is a Mexican farmer And RuPaul is just a real tall girl He'll show you who's really the better man As he asks you if you'd like some fries with that He's an idiot savant in a 30 point font He's an idiot savant, a walking dictionary He's an idiot savant, ask him what he wants Just to go down on history (Repeat first chorus)