If you fool with my wife, I'll tell you what I will do If you fool with my wife, I'll tell you what I will do I'm gonna sharpen up my knife, oh well well 'cause I'm going down with you Well there ain't no sense fooling, with another man's wife Well there ain't no sense in fooling, with another man's wife Well there's too many single women, oh well well to make that big mistake in life Play it for me now, don't make too many mistakes Yes they got too many single women, for man to make a mistake like that in life If I catch you with mine, tell you what I'm going to do So if I catch you with mine, tell you what I'm going to do I'm gonna start my chopping, oh well well then I'm going down with you So if you wanna stay healthy, and live your whole life through So if you wanna stay healthy, and live your whole life through I'll go get a woman of your own, oh well well ..... let that do Now fooling with my wife, you know that was not fair Well now fooling with my wife, you know that was not fair 'Cause if I catch you with mine, oh well well you know you will be nowhere