They call him Handsome Harry, the Hipster He's the ball with all the chicks He plays piano like mad, his singing is sad He digs those mellow kicks They call him Handsome Harry the Clipster 'Cause he'll hype you for your gold He's frantic and fanatic With jive he's as addict I don't know, I was only told And every night you'll find him around the club Playing and singing so wild And if you want to get straight with a solid stud He comes on like a motherless child They call him Handsome Harry the Drifter He won't ever marry you, sister He got a shape in a drape, his story is great I'm talking about Harry the Hipster They call her Careless Carrie the Clipster She's the chick with all the tricks She plays piano like mad, her singing is sad She digs those mellow kicks They call her Careless Carrie the Clipster 'Cause she'll hype you for your gold She's frantic and fanatic With dope she's as addict I don't know I was only told And every night you'll find her around the club Playing and singing so wild And if you want to get straight with a solid stud She comes on like a motherless child They call her Careless Carrie the Clipster She won't ever marry you, mister She's got a shape in a drape, her story is great I'm talking about Carrie the Clipster She's the sister of Harry the Hipster Yeah, that's right