Trouble and me we're old buddies you see I've stuck by him and he's a stickin' by me Well, goodbye honey, be thankful you're free And that you're not stuck with ol' trouble and me. Trouble and me we keep a bummin' around I'm picking 'em up and laying 'em down Well, officer we're only passing through town Looking for somethin' that we'd never found. Trouble and me we're old buddies you see I've stuck by him and he's a stickin' by me Well, goodbye honey, be thankful you're free And that you're not stuck with ol' trouble and me. --- Instrumental --- Well, once I thought that trouble had found someone else I came close to findin' a place for myself About that time he came back with a frown And trouble and me had to find a new town. Trouble and me we're old buddies you see I've stuck by him and he's a stickin' by me Well, goodbye honey, be thankful you're free And that you're not stuck with ol' trouble and me...