You can cake on all that make-up And steal your roommate's dress Take pictures of your good side in the bathroom at the bar Call your friend a slut for leaving the party early With a guy who never looked at you And you can split an Adderall with a stranger in the bathroom stall Send a misspelled text to an ex who put his fist through your bedroom wall 'Cause being treated like shit Is really comfortable to you Know what I'm sayin'? (No, no, no) That ain't beautiful No, that ain't you You can do better Oh, you can do better, better You can fly to Turks and Caicos in the seats you can't afford 'Cause some girl you met 6 months ago asked you to be in her wedding Get pissed at your plus one even though he's just a friend For looking up the girl from LSU on Instagram With the drunk bridesmaids diving for the bouquet, spilling Cabernet on the dance floor And you're in the back with your arms crossed being a bad sport And you wake up in the morning in the wrong room You can't find your passport and you call your momma crying on the bathroom floor But that ain't beautiful No, that ain't you You can do better Oh, you can do better, better But that ain't beautiful No that ain't you You can do better Oh, you can do better, better