I can't help it if mirrors love my face It's genetics! Yeah, I got these genes from outer space! Peep the name, I'm magnificent! I put the "I" in omnipotent! I'm passionate, I'm not petulant Someone praise me for my benevolence! (Just look!) I'd give the clothes off Benito's back If you really needed that I'd be the first one to volunteer Henry! If your home were to crumble Or if you were in trouble! I let you live here for free And I don't even charge you rent! I clean up all your messes And I'm always there when you need to vent! I give and give and give and give You'd think they'd all be content And all I really want is just a little respect And this is the thanks I get?! This is the thanks I get?! And this is the thanks I get?! And this is the thanks I get?! "You're so brilliant" Ah, that's the least you could say There's more, admit it "You're cute! And strong! And bold! And brave!"(Thanks) See this kingdom? I built it up And you still complain? Ungrateful much Mmm, are you sure that you're not the prob? I'd love to see you try and do my job! Oh-ho I granted fourteen wishes last year Come on! That's a high percent! And now you're questioning your king? The disrespect I just underwent! You know I always got your back Yeah, really though, it's no sweat Since the day you were born And the day that we met And this is the thanks I get?! This is the thanks I get?! And this is the thanks I get?! And this is the thanks I get?! I didn't wanna do this I swore I'd never do this But I'm hypnotized by how these pages flip'Cause I refuse to have my power stripped A potion? A spell? A summon? A curse? Anything to make that light reverse! To this book I don't wanna be tethered, but Desperate times call for desperate measures (Where was I? Oh yeah...) There's a traitor in this town And still I remain unbent Come out now, explain yourself I'm sure it's all just an accident! Well, whoever finds them first Now, that's a wish well spent Honestly, keeping you safe Should be worth every cent And this is the thanks I get?! This is the thanks I get?! And this is the thanks I get?! This is the thanks I get?! Oh, THIS IS THE THANKS I GET!?!