Elvis had an heart-attack, 'cos he got too bleedin' fat. He weighed nearly half a ton, he looked more like a pregnant mum. Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead. Elvis had a gammy leg, he had a gammy head. He had a gammy kidney, he's better-off dead. In August 1977, Elvis met his fate. But he couldn't get into heaven, 'cos he couldn't get thru the gate