If you know how to catch a mouse The world will beat a pathway to your door But since the first one's found our house I can appreciate the saying more I don't know What they expect to find I don't know I can't make up my mind They say he's got a special gift But I don't envy him at all They started camping in the yard They've got their ears pressed up against the wall I don't know How long can this go on I don't know How did it last this long Everybody wants an egg from the golden goose But no one cares if they're the one who kills the golden goose Everybody wants an egg from the golden goose I wonder just how many eggs are in the golden goose? A paparazzi's at the door He says he's here from people magazine And there's some lady on the phone Wants him to advertise designer jeans I don't know How long can this go on I don't know How did it last so long, yeah Everybody wants an egg from the golden goose But no one cares if they're the one who kills the golden goose Everybody wants an egg from the golden goose I wonder just how many eggs are in the golden goose?