Oh, one thing I miss Is cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss We met last night Making love by the refrigerator light Ethyl, Ethyl Let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl, Ethyl Come and freeze me with your charms Oh, one thing, no lie Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo pie She's cool in bed She's oughta be 'cause Ethyl's dead Ethyl, Ethyl Let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl, Ethyl Come and freeze me with your charms C'mon baby Ow, freeze me Oh, I'm so cold Oh, that's nice Oh, freeze me, freeze me Oh, yeah, wow One thing, it's true Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you And everything is my way Ethyl don't have much to say Ethyl, Ethyl Let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl, Ethyl Come and freeze me with your charms Oh, come here, cold Ethyl Oh, what makes you so damn cold So damn cold Ahh, so cold Cold Ethyl, cold, cold Ethyl Cold Ethyl, cold, cold Ethyl Cold Ethyl, cold, cold Ethyl Cold Ethyl, cold, cold Ethyl If I live to be 97 She'll be waiting In refrigerator heaven Cause you're cool, you're ice Cold Ethyl, you're my paradise, ow