Years we've been together Seems we can't get along, No matter what I do I don't appeal to you Makes no difference whether I am right or wrong If we can't be sweethearts This much you can do Please don't talk about me when I'm gone Oh, Honey, though our friendship ceases from now on And listen, if you can't say anything real nice It's better not to talk at all, that's my advice We're parting, you go your way, I'll go mine It's best that we do Here's a kiss, I hope that this brings lots of luck to you Makes no difference how I carry on Just remember Please don't talk about me when I'm gone.