I was once a sailor back in 1982. Sailed around the world inside a fiberglass canoe Searching for the antidote that my poor heart could use. I was only seven, but it's what I had to do. [Chorus] And everybody says, You can't be serious, You can't be serious, no! You can't be serious, You can't be serious, oh!' I set out to find my girl, and, my girl, I found you. I would do it all again just to tie your shoe. Serious, I'm serious. Every word is true. I would do it all again just to tie her shoe. [Chorus]