Oh my love, you are worth your weight in subway tokens. You are the crunch of tires in the snow And wheedling breath-tick of the engine when it starts in the night. You are the click-smash of the fork against the teeth. My love, You are worth your weight in jalapeno peppers and margarita pies, You are the sting of sand in the eye when I get warm at the beach And the stingray threat as I walk into the ocean. Oh my love you are that incredible clamp-clump sensation When I'm underwater and I don't think I can make it back To the surface again before I die Oh you are worth your weight in popcorn husks stuck between my teeth And nobody needs you like I do You are the satisfying crush crunch of the cockroach underneath my trembling hand ..... Oh my love, you are worth the wait