Make like a Mister Milquetoast and you'll get shut out Make like a Mister Meek and you'll get cut out Make like a little lamb and wham you're shorn I tell ya chum it's time to come blow your horn Make like a Mister Mumbles and you're a zero Make like a Mister Big they dig a hero You've got to sound your A the day you're born I tell ya chum it's time to come blow your horn The taller the tree is the sweeter the peach I'll give you the whole maguilla in a one word speach Reach Make like the world's your pudding but light the brandy Even the mildest kiss is a dan dan dandy There'll be no love in bloom come doomsday morn I tell ya chum it's time to come blow your horn In civilized jungles females adore The lions who come on swingin if you wanna score roar You can be either read to or be the reader You can be either lead or be the leader Don't wait until you're told you're old and worn Take in some air and get your lips puckered Before you find you're simply too tuckered I'll tell ya, chum it's time to come blow your horn Blow your horn I tell ya chum it's time to come blow your horn