I said a bad word when I was a kid mama said that I'd be sorry for the sin that I did my daddy whooped me and the preacher said shame and I tried like hell to change and I cuss and I smoke and I laugh at dirty jokes minor vices man I know em well I've closed down bars and I've lusted in my heart my exes think I oughta burn in hell but the devil, he won't notice when I die, don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry oh yeah Politicians taking pork barrel bribes crooked ceos are getting off with no time christmas eve burglars stealin good childrens toys (can't say chirstmas) holiday burglars stealin good children's toys and I cuss and I smoke I laugh at dirty jokes the minor vices, man I know im well I've closed down bars ive lusted in my heart my ex thinks that I oughta burn in hell. But The devil wont even notice when I die ya don't you figure hes got bigger fish to fry Theres gonna be a bonfire burnin, an everlastin bar b que but with all the bad stuff goin on there ain't gonna be room for me and you cuz we cuss and we smoke and we laugh at tater's jokes (tell one Jim, you know youre old when your wife says 'honey lets run upstairs and make love' and your answer is I cannot do both) some minor vices, man we know em well we've closed down bars and we've lusted in our hearts our exes think we oughta burn in hell but the devil, he wont notice when we die, don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry ya don't you figgure he's got bigger fish to fry (pass the tarter sauce)