Stoner Bitch By: The Kottonmouth Kings I need a stoner bitch I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch I need a sto-sto-sto-sto-sto stoner bitch Repeat x2 (with voice altering) {Potluck} I need a stoner bitch baby Lookin just like you And if you like to get high Well then you just might do Never cry you only sad When the sack is gone I got a pound and a bong So girl pack the bong Fuck the Coach, Fuck the Prada, Fuck the Dolce and Gabbana She?s happy kickin back Smokin a fat sac of Marijuana We?ll be together forever That?s what she promised me The only breakin up we do Is when we breakin up the weed And please believe she?s doin it right She?s the type of girl that likes To smoke and fuck all night She?s the love of my life My stoner bitch is the Barbay She?s better than a blonde babe And better than Beyonce Ass so big you can see it from the front And she?s so damn sexy How she pass the blunt My stoner bitch is like a dream to me She be so fine I gotta make this little fly Stoner bitch all mine [Chorus] {Potluck} I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch I need a sto-sto-sto-sto-sto stoner bitch (repeat x2) Some men they wanna girl Who?s gotta nice face Big ass titties and a slim ass waist Some men they wanna girl Who they know can cook and clean Take care of the kids And hook a steak up in between Some men they wanna girl Who can be a freak in bed Suck a good dick and put they legs Behind they head But me I wanna stoner bitch Who always got a blunt The type of girl that love to smoke And skillz at rollin up {Daddy X} I got a stoner bitch She?s the queen of the green She licks my nut sac Like she licks the blunt baby we Always stoned at the pad Up at rollers rollin green Fat airtight joints she?s a rollin machine She?s a queen And I?m a Kottonmouth King And we fiends for the green And the sex in between The hits and the ditz is like bouncin all crazy We be high in the sheets fuckin stoned Pickin daisies Its amazing and this is no fabrication Daddy X I got the finest stoner bitch in the nation And I put that on circa like my mothafuckin life Til death do us part she?s my bud smoking wife [Talk] {Potluck} She was probably one of the best hoes If not thee best hoe I ever had What she would do is like Little shit that I like done Uh, havin my joint rolled and ready {d-loc} Yeah rolled and ready Pack and load it now its time to smoke And talk about my stoner bitch 'cause man she ain?t no joke Let?s get it straight Don?t ever let her hear you call her bitch Just like the lights go on and off Her attitude will switch I got a fine lady love to blaze And sit some while And lay up on the couch with me When it?s getting close to game time My stoner lady?s bad as fuck And yes she likes to fuck Like simon loves it when I?m diggin deep inside her guts No macaroni and cheese please She?ll hit the store If we outta weed Then she?s out the door to make a score She be the love of my life I know she?s down to ride My stoner baby maybe someday Be my stoner wife [Chorus] I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch I need a sto-sto-sto-sto-sto stoner bitch (repeat x2) {Johnny Richter} My stoner bitch got ass for days The munchies make her thick She help me grow my plants And she knows a couple tricks The type a bitch who never snitch And quick to light a spliff The type a bitch who takin trips And help me sell my shit My girl she got a green thumb And round my green house She pickin up my pounds And she drive em down south Your girl is kinda bullshit Ya no smoking with your spouse She gotcha watchin Oprah While you cuddle on the couch But me I?m sayin fuck a bitch Unless she wanna smoke Tell a couple funny jokes While she takes another toke Some girls will take a cherry stem And tie em with their tongue My girl will roll another blunt And smoke it til it?s done Your bitch is in the kitchen With some chickin shake n bake My bitch is takin bong hits And love the way I bake 'cause I?m a stoner, you a stoner She?s a stoner too And I?m in love with stoner bitches Just like you I need a stoner bitch