Funky Cold Medina

歌詞

Alright dig it Go cooling at a bar And I'm looking for some action But like Mick Jagger said I can't get no satisfaction The girls are all around But none of them wanna get with me My threads are fresh and I'm looking deaf Yo what's up with L-O-C The girls are all jocking At the other end of the bar Have drinking with some no name chump When they know that I'm the star So I got up and strolled over To the other side of the cantina I asked the guy why you so fly He said funky cold medina Funky cold medina This brother told me a secret On how to get more chicks Put a little medina in your glass And the girls'll come real quick It's better than any alcohol Or aprhodisiac A couple of sips of this love potion And she'll be on your lap So I gave some to my dog When he began to beg And then he licked his bowl and he looked at me And did the wild thing on my leg He used to scratch and bite me Before he was much much meaner But now all the poodles run to my house For the funky cold medina You know what I'm saying I got every dog in my neighborhood Breaking down my door I got Spuds McKenzie Alex from Stroughs They won't leave my dog alone With that Medina pal I went up to this girl She said Hi my name is Sheena I'd thought she'd be good to go With a little funky cold medina She said I'd like a drink I said hmm ok I'll go get it And then a couple of sips She cold licked her lips And I knew that she was with it So I took her to my crib Everything went as well as planned But when she got undressed It was a big old mess Sheena was a man So I threw him out I don't fool around With no Oscar Mayer Weiner You must be sure you're girl is pure For the funky cold medina You know Ain't no plans with a man This is the eighties And the Loc is down with the ladies No joke Break it down <♪> Black in the saddle Looking for a little affection I took a shot as a contestant On the Love Connection The audience voted And you know they picked a winner I took my date to the Hilton For medina and some dinner She had a few drinks I'm thinking soon what I'll be getting Instead she started talking about Plans for our wedding I said wait slow down love not so fast I'll be seeing ya That's why I found you don't fool around With the funky cold medina You know what I'm saying That medina's a monster y'all Funky cold medina