Stayed out late with the boys again I got to reminiscing and it got out of hand Pulled up in the driveway, saw the porch light on Trouble Jack, that's a fact, throw me a bone Back in the pound, back on the chain My baby left me out in the rain I scratched at the door, she told me to get She said, "Bad dog, no biscuit" I whimpered and I whined and started to beg "I hope you freeze", was all she said Slept out in my truck with my heater on Hey Roy, oh boy, throw me a bone Back in the pound, back on the chain My baby left me out in the rain I scratched at the door, she told me to get She said, "Bad dog, no biscuit" I woke up with a fever and a runny nose I'm a housebroken baby, I do what I'm told I won't ever stray, ever roam Hush honey, honey hush, throw me a bone Back in the pound, back on the chain My baby left me out in the rain I scratched at the door, she told me to get She said, "Bad dog, no biscuit" Back in the pound, back on the chain My baby left me out in the rain I scratched at the door, she told me to get She said, "Bad dog, no biscuit" Back in the pound, back on the chain My baby left me out in the rain I scratched at the door, she told me to get She said, "Bad dog, no biscuit" Bad dog