Be Our Guest

歌詞

Ma chère Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight And now we invite you to relax Let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents: your dinner Be our guest, be our guest Put our service to the test Tie your napkin ' round your neck, cherie And we'll provide the rest Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres Why, we only live to servе Try the grey stuff, it's delicious Don't bеlieve me? Ask the dishes They can sing, they can dance After all, Miss, this is France And the dinner here is never second best Go on, unfold your menu Take a glance and then you'll be our guest Oui, our guest Be our guest We tell jokes, haha, I do tricks With my fellow candlesticks And it's all in perfect taste That you can bet Come on and lift your glass You've won your own free pass To be our guest If you're stressed It's fine dining we suggest Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest Life is so unnerving For a servant who's not serving He's not whole without a soul to wait upon Most days we just lay around the castle Flabby, fat and lazy You walked in and oops-a-daisy It's a guest, it's a guest Sake's alive, well, I'll be blessed Wine's been poured and thank the Lord I've had the napkins freshly pressed With dessert, she'll want tea And my dear, that's fine with me While the cups do their soft-shoein' I'll be bubblin', I'll be brewin' I'll get warm, piping hot Heaven's sakes, is that a spot? Clean it up, we want the company impressed We've got a lot to do Is it one lump or two? For you, our guest She's our guest She's our guest Course by course, one by one 'Til you shout, "Enough, I'm done" Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest Tonight you'll prop your feet up But for now, let's eat up Be our guest Be our guest Be our guest Please, be our guest