I was a misanthrope On the end of a rope I spent 20 years six years on dope Takin' a piss While givin' up hope I lived a lifetime six years on dope I was a human trash can Shortening my life span Live fast, die tan I think that was the plan Savin' all my money for a one-way ticket to afghanistan (yeah) I was ezoobeson drunk Strung out on junk Live fast, die punk I thought I was sunk From gin swillin' and fish tank penicillin I was a moron bro With impetigo A pleased as punch dog patch wino Casual sex And herpes complex Now I'm on interferon and valtrex I was a child adult A walking insult Every shot got more difficult I was a teenage trash bin A breathing mannequin A caustic cause Who must've loved sufferin' Do pinhole eyes romanticize heroin? I was a moron bro A circus sideshow A dying slow dog patch wino