(Shortayyyy) Aww shit Get your towels ready it's about to go down Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck But stay on your motherfuckin toes We runnin this let's go I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me Straight flowin on a boat on the deep blue sea Bustin five knots wind whippin out my coat You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat Take a picture trick (trick) I'm on a boat bitch (bitch) We drinking Santana champ cause it's so crisp (crisp) I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies I'm flippin burgers you at Kinko's straight flippin copies I'm ridin on a dolphin doin flips and shit The dolphin's splashin gettin e'rybody all wet But this ain't Seaworld this is real as it gets I'm on a boat motherfucker don't you ever forget I'm on a boat and it's goin fast and I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo If you're on the shore then you're sho' not me-oh Get the fuck up this boat is REAL Fuck land I'm on a boat motherfucker (motherfucker) Fuck trees, I climb buoys motherfucker (motherfucker) I'm on the deck with my boys motherfucker (yeah) This boat engine make noise motherfucker Hey ma if you could see me now Arms spread wide on the starboard bow starboard bow Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow) Like Kevin Garnett anything is possible Yeah never thought I'd be on a boat It's a big blue watery road (yeah) Poseidon Look at me oh (all hands on deck) Never thought I'd see the day When a big boat comin my way Believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat Sha-sha-shorty shorty Yeah yeah yeahhh