Track byThe Lonely Island
We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman Hello So Natalie tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like Do you really want to know Please tell us I don't sleep motherfucker off that 'gnac and the durban Doin 120 gettin head while I'm swervin (Damn Natalie you a crazy chick) Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick I'm bustin dudes valves like gushers motherfucker Pull up to NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker What you want Natalie (To drink and fight) What you need Natalie (To fuck all night) Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane group Put my foot down your throat til your shit's in my shoe Leave you screamin pay for my dry-cleanin Fuck your man it's my nam that he's screamin I'm sorry Natalie are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated I never said that I was a role mode But what about the kids that look up to you Do you have a message for them All the kids lookin up to me can suck my dick It's Portman motherfucker drink til I'm sick Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole Watch you laugh and cry while I laugh you die And to all the dudes you know I'm talkin to you (We love you Natalie) I wanna fuck you too (Hey) It's for Portman (Hey) It's for pussies I'll kill your fuckin dog for fun so don't push me Well Natalie I'm surprised all this coming from a Harvard graduate Well there's a lot you may not know about me Really such as When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday I cheated every test and snorted all the yay I gotta def posse you gotta lot of dudes I sit right down on your face and take a shit Natalie you are a bad ass bitch (hell yeah) And I'll always pay for your dry-cleanin When my shit gets in your shoe (What) as for the drug use Well I can't vouch for that my dick is scared of you (ooh) Natalie one final question If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it No more questions What