The Ashbrooke Laundrette.... .... You'll Stink, Your Clothes'll Shrink, Your Whites'll Be as Black as Ink

歌詞

I didn't have a spin dryer so I had to go He didn't have a spin dryer so he had to go With his dirty socks and undies o, o, o, o, oh To the cleaners on the corner, but how was I to know They'de be more dirty at 3:30 oooooh [Chorus:] Rub a dub a dub dub we wash and scrub We wash your laundry, Rub a dub a dub dub we wash your laundry.. They say my clothes are cleaner But I'm not a lunatic They should be shot they have not got Per-sil Auto-matic Rub a dub a dub rub a dub a dub dub... So many things go missing at the Ashbrooke Launderette So many things go missing at the Ashbrooke Launderette The clothes that you have left dirty and wet So if you want some washing done D, d, d, d, don't forget, You'll suffer at the Ashbrooke Lauderette... [Chorus] You'll stink, your clothes shrink Your white'sll be as black as ink Your best red jumper turns to pink All crumpled up and wet We've been, have you been To get your dirty washing clean Are you clean you couldn't have been To the Ashbrooke Launderette...