We all believed that Neville Was a f f f fine lad But when we go to know him better Neville drove us mad. Neville is a bighead Neville is a pain Neville is a pratt without a brain What a wally, what a burk He sticks out like a sore thumb He's a wally, he's a jerk Nobody can be as dumb Neville's a hopeless case He can never pull a bird Neville's thick and he's got a pig face Neville is a nutter, Neville is nerd Oh Neville is a nutter, Neville is.... Neville is a nerd. Neville gets on your wick Neville is a moron Neville makes you sick Oh Neville is a Neville is a nerd Oh Neville's wearing Aramus And a little touch of Brut, He thinks he will pick up a chick In his white trendy suit, Sunglasses in the disco Nev can't see too clear He's such a burk, he trips and Spills his beer What a wally, what a burk He sticks out like a sore thumb He's a wally, he's a jerk Nobody can be as dumb Neville's a hopeless case He can never pull a bird Oh Neville... is a Neville is a nerd Neville's nice to all the girls But it's just a bluff Neville thinks he's Jack the lad But he's just a trendy puff. He says he's been to Tenerife And he knows Simon le Bon, But it's a codswallop Coz Neville is a con What a wally, what a burk He sticks out like a sore thumb He's a wally, he's a jerk Nobody can be as dumb Neville's a hopeless case He can never pull a bird Neville's thick and he's got a pig face Neville is a nutter, Neville is nerd Oh Neville is a nutter, Neville is.... Neville gets on your wick Oh Neville... is a Neville is a nerd!