Em Calls Paul(Skit)

歌詞

Aye yo Paul, It's Em I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing And I know that he's not thrilled about the video What does he wanna be startin somethin Well I'll show him who's really bad Paul, 'the way you make me feel' with these calls You should really take a look at the man in the mirror And tell him to beat it because I won't stop till I get enough Do you remember the time we were watching the Billy Jean video Well he'll always be that Michael to me And it doesn't matter if he's black or white Because I 'can't stop loving him and I hate plastic surgeons And I hope they all fucking die How do you like that And I like him, I like him a lot I want to touch him but I can't Excuse me, I'm taking a shit Sorry Anyways, call me back I have this idea about how I want to end the show So, hit me when you get this message fucker Oh, and by the way No I don't have a new gun