Normal

歌詞

(Illa, Illa, Illa) Yo, how do I keep (Man, I don't know what’s up with these hoes, man) Gettin' in relationships like this? (I'm just sayin’) Maybe it says somethin' about me (Yeah, yup) Should I look in the mirror? I just want you to be normal Why can't you bitches be normal? Always gotta be so extra Why you always need a lecture? My ex hates to talk, she's a texter Even when I'm in bed layin' right next to her Wants to get back together Said not 'til she gets her act together She thinks I'm bein’ mean and now She starts to scream and shout She’s about to let the demons out She don't wanna see me with other females out I tell the bitch to beat it, take the scenic route She retaliates by tryin’ to leave the house In an evening gown with her cleavage out We've been down this road too many times for me to count And all I can think is how— I just want you to be normal Why can't you bitches be normal? Always gotta be so extra Like a fuckin' terrestrial I guess it comes with the territory My ex girl, she just declared war Therefore, I better prepare for it I guess bein’ weird's normal And I don't know what's got a hold of me Most notably I've been zonin' to Jodeci I'm totally open, hopelessly devoted So much so that I bet you she don't even know that she's The first thing I think of when I wake up And the last thing I think of 'fore I go to sleep Sike, hope she don't notice me goin' through her purse I know she cheats, so do I, I'm soulless, she's heartless No wonder we're partners Both got hundreds of charges Domestic disputes but we've always Swept it under the carpet Even when 911 gets the call that I slipped up and busted her jaw with A Louisville Slugger 'cause alls it Really does is make our love For each other grow stronger She won me over the second she tried to run me over Told her I'd keep it a hun', we over Kicked her out, called her back, now she's coming over But why is she so wicked? And how the fuck did I get so twisted Up with someone so unlikable and shifty We're like nitrogen and hydrogen mixed with Ignitable liquids, but I'm finally seeing She's only mine for the time being That's why I keep bringin' up that one time she Tried to two-time me And throw it up in her face 'til I dry heave How could I be so naive? Should I leave or turn this entire evening Into a motherfucking crime scene? Maybe I'm just too ugly to compete with him You weren't s'posed to agree, you fucking bitch! 'Specially when you're the one cheated first Now the argument immediately becomes heated You don't want me to flip, little conceited cunt Eat a monkey dick wrapped in a stuffed pita fajita Slut, treat it just like a drum, beat it Complete it, and once you've succeeded, repeat it! I love you but I hope you fuckin' die though In our business your friends like to pry so You've got 'em all under cover just like moles Hopin' they'll come back with intel But I'm the one who's thrown into the spiral 'Cause now the roles are reversed so here I go Thinkin' I'm sly as I scroll through your iPhone Who the fuck's Milo? The guy at work who drives a hi-lo I put a tracking device on your Chrysler And follow you while you drive home But like a cyclone, I just got my disguise blown You recognize me and had Milo flip me off Right out the passenger side window I hit a light pole, you skirt off And then pull up at 5 a.m. in the drive in a stretched white limo Stumble in the side door and hit me in the head with Milo's demo But like a drunk bum, what do I know? Let's sleep on it like they did Revival I told you you're the apple of my eye, so shut your pie hole Just wanna be normal Why can't you be normal? (Yeah) I just wanna be normal Why can't you be normal?