The Man Without A Tan

歌詞

The Man Without A Tan came a-strollin' into town He had the whitest collar anybody'd seen around The girls were all a-drooling as they hummed a lullaby The men were all suspicious but they didn't know just why The Man Without A Tan, he's a threat to you and me He has the kind of hands that you might see on your TV And if he touched your woman, how the Hell could she resist I'm sure he'd entertain her with a little bit of Liszt Our rugged handsomeness is no match for The Man Without A Tan The Man Without A Tan, he had a walk around the town He found our only restaurant and entered and sat down He ordered Coca-Cola with some lemon but no ice He reached into his pocket and he found his lucky dice He finished up his cola and the waitress thought, "So soon?" He looked a little bit like Gary Cooper in High Noon He left to find the movie theater, it was shuttered down It seemed like there were lots of things that had been shuttered down Our rugged handsomeness is no match for The Man Without A Tan I overheard my girlfriend on her landline telephone She thought I couldn't hear her but she really should have known The Man Without A Tan was on the line and being cute I stood back in the shadows, I was fuming in my boots Our rugged handsomeness is no match for The Man Without A Tan And 20 years have passed and I'm The Man Without A Tan I'm here to take you 'way from every rugged handsome man The Man Without A Tan And then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man" The Man Without A Tan