From the West Coast gonna take a plane Hit the East Coast gonna take an A train Hit the East Coast, going all the way Why don't you come to Harlem? All the spies went out to sea But I remained in Harlem Had to pay my parking fees Felt just like P.T. Barnum Caught a couple Pinter plays I should have stayed in Harlem Then I heard a policeman say I think we should disarm him I think we should strong-arm him So out of place in Harlem Then I see you standing there In your dyed black hair And no underwear Bomp bom diddy diddy Bomp bom diddy diddy Bomp bom diddy Police encounters Bomp bom diddy diddy Bomp bom diddy diddy Bomp bom diddy Police encounters Caught a couple Albee plays I should have stayed in Harlem Then I heard a policeman say Do your best to not alarm him I've got eyes for the policeman's wife In her dyed black hair And her Bowie knife I've got eyes for, eyes for the policeman's wife The policeman's wife, the policeman's wife The policeman's wife, the policeman's wife Bomp bom diddy diddy Bomp bom diddy diddy Bomp bom diddy Police encounters Bomp bom diddy diddy Bomp bom diddy diddy Bomp bom diddy Police encounters Diddy diddy bomp bom Diddy diddy bomp bom diddy diddy Police encounters Diddy diddy bomp bom diddy diddy Police encounters Unions went on strike today But I remained in Harlem I've got eyes for the policeman's wife In her dyed black hair And her Bowie knife As I see her standing there alone In her dyed black hair And her Android phone Bomp bom diddy diddy Bomp bom diddy diddy Bomp bom diddy Police encounters Bomp bom diddy diddy Bomp bom diddy diddy Bomp bom diddy Police encounters Bomp bom diddy diddy Bomp bom diddy diddy Bomp bom diddy Police encounters Bomp bom diddy diddy Bomp bom diddy diddy Bomp bom diddy Police encounters Bomp bom diddy diddy Bomp bom diddy diddy Bomp bom diddy Police encounters Bomp bom diddy diddy Bomp bom diddy diddy Bomp bom diddy Police encounters Bomp bom