I say, don't drink and drive You might spill your drink Before you get behind the wheel Just stop and think You can take your chances But there's so much to lose Another bumpy road There's so much wasted booze I'm not so worried About how many I kill Well, I'm much more concerned How much beer I spill How much beer I spill How much beer I spill I say, don't drink and drive You might spill your drink Before you get behind the wheel Just stop and think 35 percent of accidents are cause by pixilated The other 65 percent are not alcohol related What does this tell us about the drunk drivers They seem to have a better record than the sober team I'm not so worried About how many I kill I'm much more concerned How much beer I spill How much beer I spill How much beer I spill I say, don't drink and drive You might spill your drink