Walked in the Pub ordered a pint Put it on the table Oh oh oho oh Put it on the table Sat alone for an hour or more So I talked to Mable Who spilt my beer? Who spilt my beer? I'm asking you to tell the truth, who spilt my beer? (2x) Second and third, and the fourth, All came to an end A very quick end Got the call of Mother Nature Went to see her friend It's closing time again! Who spilt my beer? Who spilt my beer? I'm asking you to tell the truth, who spilt my beer? (2x) Come on in, let's go buy me a beer! Who spilt my beer? Who spilt my beer? I'm asking you to tell the truth, who spilt my beer? (4x)