Went to the fish shop (babopbedop) Went to the chip shop (babopbedop) Went to the burger shop (babopbedop) Didn't have the right stuff Hey hey I want Chinese Takeaway Hey Hey, woo woo woo Went to the places Didn't see their faces No Television, No Competition Hey hey I want Chinese Takeaway Hey Hey, woo woo woo Now I'm in the right shop (babopbedop) To stop my hunger (babopbedop) Can't make my mind up (babopbedop) I'll just pick a number (boopboop) Hey hey I ordered Chinese Takeaway Hey Hey, woo woo woo