Three men went a-hunting And something they did find They came upon a porcupine And that they left behind The Irishman said it's a porcupine And the Scotsman he said nay The Welshman said it's a pin cushion With the pins stuck in the wrong way Three men went a-hunting And something they did find They came upon a toad frog And that they left behind The Irishman said it's a toad frog And the Scotsman he said nay The Welshman said it's a jay bird With the feathers worn away Three men went a-hunting And something they did find They came upon an outhouse And that they left behind The Irishman said it's an outhouse The Scotsman he said nay The Welshman said its a church house With the steeple blown away Three men went a-hunting And something they did find They came upon Norton And that they left behind The Irishmam said it was Norton The Scotsman he said nay The Welshman said it's the end of the world Let's go back the other way