Surfing? I don't want to go surfing Why would surfing be fun? Surfing? What's the purpose of surfing? I believe there is none Surfing? Boring people go surfing In those horrible shorts Surfing? How moronic is surfing? It's the dumbest of sports Surfing? Crowds are ruining surfing, Which is pointless and dull Surfing Was "transgressive" and "cool", but Noe the oceans are full