The day I finally snap Everybody will clap They'll be lining up for miles For me to slay them in the aisles And it won't be long now No, no, no, it won't be long now Till it comes to a stop The day I finally croak Because my life is a joke Everybody will laugh Right off the end of the graph And they won't be wrong, now No, no, no, they won't be wrong, now The day I finally [snap] Everybody will [clap] They'll be lining up for miles For me to slay them in the aisles And it won't be long now No, no, no, it won't be long now Till it comes to a stop The day I finally [croak] Because my life is a ... There was a young woman from Venus Who came to our party as Venus We told her "how rude 'twas to come there quite nude" And we brought her a leaf from the green house Everybody will ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha