Started From The Bottom Parody

歌詞

[Drake]Started middle class in a wheelchair On a crappy sitcom making good cash every year Now I’m dancing stupid by a car Trying to convince you that my life was so damn hard I done had it tough from the jump Livin’ wit my mamma in a nice house it was rough On top of that shit my bar mitzvah was wack I didn’t get a Bentley and my cake tasted like crap Then Degrassi canned me cause I couldn’t act Had to get a real job and I got promoted fast So I decided “Imma be a rap star” I met Baby and Wayne and they loved me right awayThey said [Lil Wayne]We like how you sound so monotone. [Birdman]And those massive eyebrows are so marketable. [Lil Wayne]We can tell you life’s been a struggle. Do you even own a Bentley? [Drake]No I don’t, it’s bullshit yo! Can I sign with ya’ll! Dat would be cool. [Birdman]Sure you can big boy just meet us in the storage room. [Drake]Took it in the bottom now I’m signed. Took it in the bottom from my new team now I’m signed. [Lil Wayne]Now you can sip syrup ’til you’re blind. By the way did you know, I’m the best skater alive? “Young Mula Baby!” Tunechi! [Drake]I look like a pale caveman. Plus I’m a Canadian so I ain’t no harder than Bieber. But I like to pretend that I am. Just don’t tell nobody that I’m faker than Minaj’s keester. [Dude]Why the hell are you wearing women’s jeans? [Lil Wayne]Hey get off of my case they make me feel pretty. Tunechi. [Drake]Just to remind myself I’m a douche. I wear every single chain even when I’m kissing Wayne. Now we, Sippin’ champagne on a private jet. Just to prove that I am richer that you’ll ever get. [Lil Wayne]Did I tell you guys that I skate yet? [Drake & Birdman]YES! [Drake]Woah what the hell is that? [Pilot]The engines are under stress. Something is weighing this damn plane down. [Lil Wayne]The only explanation is Drake’s big ass eyebrows. [Pilot]I’m sorry but we have to throw you out. [Drake]But I started from the bottom. [Pilot]And that’s where you’re ending now! [Drake]No – ah ah !~! Come on, I’ll shave my eyebrows, man. Don’t do this. [Pilot]Too late. [Drake]Ah – no no no AHHH~~~ [Birdman]We’re living now, it was his eyebrows. [Lil Wayne]Ya! Weezy is gonna live. Young Mula Baby ! Ya! Young Money!