Wrecking Ball Parody

歌詞

[Miley Cyrus] Remember when I was a ten and did not look like a guy My hair was long, I had clothes on But now I get nude and cry Since the VMA’s all the people say I am a total skank Grinded Robin Thicke made the whole crowd sick Espeacially the Smith’s I’m basically a wrecking ball for the youth of America All I want is to brainwash them all with my massive nipples under my tee [Cray Cray Fans] We must be like Miley [Miley Cyrus] Now watch me ride a ball and try to make a seductive face But creepily I totally look just like Nicholas Cage Time for me to lick this hammer like it’s a big metal penis I’ll lick anything for more attention this condom looks delish I’m naked on a wrecking ball showing off my pale boobs and butt Now I’m dry humping a broken wall I went from Disney to twerk crazed and skanky I need to get therapy [Ron Jeremy] Excuse me I’m here for the porn Bend over girl let’s make this quick [Miley Cyrus] What do you mean? This is not porn [Ron Jeremy] Then why the hell are you naked? [Miley Cyrus] Because I’m a wannabe whore who sluts it up to get more views. [Ron Jeremy] So that means we don’t have to screw? “THANK GOD!” [Miley Cyrus] Excuse me! [Ron Jeremy] You are too dirty for Ron Jeremy. Sorry sweetie it’s true. [Miley Cyrus] I ruined a beautiful song with a disgusting video. [Worker 1] OK, this has gone on way too long. You, need to get off of – our construction site. [Worker 2] How do you expect us to work with a crazy anorexic chick swinging naked from our equipment. [Worker 1] And licking and humping everything she sees. [Miley Cyrus] Sorry, but I’m not leaving. [Worker 2] Oh, no, now she’s twerking. [Workers] Dear, god, just kill us now please! [Worker 2] Thank’s Liam. [Liam Hemsworth] Believe me, it was my pleasure.