22 Parody

歌詞

[Taylor Swift] It feels like the perfect day to torture my ex’s and then put on their skin [Harry] HELP ME! [Taylor Swift] Shut up, Harry! [Taylor Swift] I escaped from the asylum and kidnapped all of them. So I could get my revenge. [John] You’re sick! [Taylor Swift] Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah! I got: Joe Jake John and Kennedy all wrapped up in duct tape. [Harry] Bitch give me back my fuckin face. [Taylor Swift] Fat chance. Today is the first day of the never ending hell day. It’s time! [Exes] Uh oh! [Taylor Swift] Now, you will be mine until the end of all time. I will never let you leave. [John] Somebody call the police. [Taylor Swift] You better shut your mouth or I will cut your tongue out. [Jake] Why are you dancing like that? [Taylor Swift] Cause I’m a psychopath Now it’s your turn to dance. [Joe] AHHHHH! You just shot me in my ass. [Taylor Swift] You shouldn’t of dumped me. Now you’re all burried. Let’s watch Taylor Perry. [Exes] Please, just kill us. [Taylor Swift] It’s just MADEA GOES TO JAIL. [Exes] AHH! [Taylor Swift] My favorite movie. Hallelujah. [Joe] This proves she’s crazy. [John] AHHH! It’s making my eyes bleed. [Taylor Swift] Yeah! Soon you will all become members of my death cult. [Joe] Ah, excuse me! [Taylor Swift] After the murder ritual. [Exes] Oh crap! [Taylor Swift] Ane we will spend eternity together below. IN HELL, ah-ha-ha-ha! [Exes] Uh oh! [Taylor Swift] All the rumors are true, I am Satan. [Exes] Yeah we knew. [Taylor Swift] Their heads must all come off. BRB I’ll get the saw. [Joe] Dude, she dropped her cell phone. [John] Pick it up, call the Po – Po. [Jake] We’ll be dead once they get here. I have a better idea, Send! [Taylor Swift] AH! What are you doing? [Exes] Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! [Taylor Swift] AH! [Exes] We were not doing anything. [Taylor Swift] No matter! Time to die. Oh, no, no, no! [Taylor Swift] I’ll see you in the after life. [Jesus] Hey! Hey! Drop the weapon Miss Swift! [Exes] OMG! It’s JESUS! [Taylor Swift] HOW DID YOU FIND ME Jesy! [Jesus] I got a text from Jakey [Jake] We’re actually quite close. [Jesus] He likes all my Facebook posts. [Jake] And he follows me on Twitter. [Jesus] Anyway, back to Taylor now! Time to take care of you. [Taylor Swift] I can’t move. [Jesus] With this holy water balloon. [Taylor Swift] Ah! Get that away from me, you fool! [Jesus]Sorry, but your time here is through.